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“Hi, my name is crystal and I am a proud addict. My drug of choice ranges from alcohol to sex to summer rain, basically anything that can catch my fancy and ignite my inner freak. So there you have it, I am an alcoholic (the high on a Monday afternoon kind, recently toying with the possibility of being one of those people who do not remember themselves sober). I love money, even more because I have lots of it, and yes I earned it, how do you think I support my inebriations? I love to chew gum, I keep my nails long, I hate panty hose and all who wear them, I love rainy-sunny weather(the kind that rainbows are made from), I have a very diverse and interesting(not to be mistaken for sexy) selection of underwear, I recently discovered that I am a pathological liar… and any other useless facts about myself.”
whats on my mind???...Malibu-Bacardi-tonic.Thatcocktail is just too sweet to be classified among the other hard liquor. There should be a whole separate name for drinks like this and the strawberry margarita, something that rhymes with heaven or orgasm.
I might be drunk; I don’t know how to tell anymore. But I reckon with the randomness of my thoughts there must be something amiss. Anyway loves,imma go get up to some mischief and I promise to keep it naughty enough that you would want to read about it.
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