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The height of generalization…

So now Kenyan MPs are killing young varsity girls. Have I been watching the news wrong? According to my sources; one MP got one girl killed; why the rest have been pooled into the stereo type… I don’t know. Of course there is the eminent fear that probably this has happened before and the culprit has gotten away but really if we are going to generalize we should say, “Rich old men getting young gold-digging girls killed”. It’s not just MPs, we all know that; it’s just that they are in the lime light and their crimes always make it to headlines.

Though I must agree this whole vibe has sort of shaken me up. I remember my days in campus, dating married men and going out with all these rich men… anything for free expensive drinks and nights of care free fun. I can’t help thinking that this Mercy chick could have easily been me. Worse still, I may be out of that phase of my life but Sheila, my best friend, is still way deep in it.

It scares me to think that she could be next in line of dead bodies on waiyaki way. But forget all this negativity; I still remember the good all days of dating the rich older guy. Plenty of perks to it; I definitely don’t blame Mercy and Sheila and all the other girls out there wining and dining at the expense of some rich guy somewhere.

Though if you are reading this and are a victim/ culprit… I should warn you… it’s not all smiles, cheques and roses. Yes, it is a hell of a lot fun and god knows I would kill for some of the parties I attended while I was in campus but history teaches us to learn from the mistakes of others and trust me, the regret that follows is not worth the fun.

As you’re sitting next to that man/ woman who’s footing the bills try picturing the same situation with your father/ mother or sibling in their place. It’s probably happening… karma tends to be a bitch like that.

And one day you too will be in love with your own cash-bucket and it hurts to think that while you’re at home staring at your saggy boobs from breast feeding his implets, he will be somewhere spoiling some other you. Not so much fun now, huh???

So friends, lets live right… and while you’re doing your grand transformation be sure to drop all those numbers of your previous cash-buckets in my inbox…

 don’t look so disappointed, its either I give good advice or I follow it, can’t do both at once.