curious comfort

There are a few things in this world that I will never understand.
Okay... Let me start on a more positive note; there are many things in this world that I do understand... Like computers, and math, and reverse parking. These are all objective things. Everyone knows that one plus one is two, never 11 or 3 or R; just 2. On a not so good day 1+1=3-1 or =0+2 maybe even =1*2 etc but at the end of the day it will always amount to two. And that friend is the beauty of objective.

On the other hand, there are things that won’t grasp my mind (I know that’s not how the saying goes but my brain is a sponge and it’s up to the knowledge to want to be retained.) like flirting… or football, that there is magic to me, how a man can chase a ball while kicking it without falling over… MAGIC!

I know that human beings are infinitely curious and hence the endless inventions and all that genius stuff that Einstein, Plato and their like are remembered for, so am hoping that some curious human will read this and shed some light on a sister (P.S someone told me that I am not allowed to use that phrase because I supposedly live in Lavington and hence don’t qualify to be a sister; seriously X are you really going to pull that racist shit on me? We are in Kenya… I am black… you are mental! Get help!)

Who cares if the earth is flat?



Seriously, who does? I know this is one of the things that has formed the foundation of what we call science but really, not to sound like a brainless slob who spends 6 hours stressing on a broken nail(which I do btw), but don’t you think that some people were hopelessly idle?? Pythagoras and homer and their fellow Greek men were either smoking some illegal shit or just plain jobless.

  Isaac Newton… apple falls and instead of eating it he thinks, why did the apple fall down and not up? The only time I can imagine such a reaction from myself is if I was thoroughly stoned. you know that moment when you are so high that you think you might fall off the earth... yep... I bet that's exactly where newton and his apple were.

The caveman rubbing those sticks together… WTF? I bet he was one step short of being called the village crazy, I bet when he saw the flames he must have thought… “Hmmmh; that was a lucky guess”

I dare you to ask…
Get idle or stoned or whatever it takes for you to ask that silly question that will put you in a history book. I want some poor kids some day to dread reading about me in a boring history or physics class.

And it all starts with that question that no one else is idle enough to ask? Just look around you and ask…

“Why do babies laugh? They say babies learn everything by mimicking so Is it because they have seen /felt their mothers react to happiness by laughing? If I didn’t laugh throughout the period that I was pregnant, would my baby be born laugh-less?”

“Do women in a comma still have their period?”

“Do we really have organs and vessels inside our bodies, or do they just appear as a reaction to light?”

I am just daring to ask… and no, I am not nearly stoned but I am terribly idle.